Old Joke

22/7/12 01:20
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3 o'clock in the morning. Bar. Everything is closed.

From a mink the German mouse comes out, looks around - there is no cat anywhere, than rushes to a bar, pours to itself beer, drinks and on all forces runs back to a mink.

In a minute the French mouse comes out, looks around - there is no cat, too rushes to a bar, pours to itself wine, drinks and too escapes in a hole.

Sometime later the Mexican mouse comes out, no cat, tequila, a mink.

Later the Russian mouse comes out - there is no cat, runs to a bar, pours 100 grams of vodka, drinks, looks around - there is no cat, pours the second glass, drinks - there is no cat, pours the third, then the fourth and the fifth... after the fifth sits down, looks around - well there is no cat!!! Limbers up muscles and spitefully mutters: "Well we'll fucking wait."
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